just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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