The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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