walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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