plz talk dirty to me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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