There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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