why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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