We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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