so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
