Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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