Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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