he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I want a musical about memes.
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