chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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