she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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