THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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