Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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