I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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