I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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