Whod you bang
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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