Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Damn. That makes sense

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems

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(210): View more from Texas

stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

(281): View more from Texas

Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(678): View more from Georgia

His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

(917): View more from New York City

really making moves this morning i see

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(703): View more from Virginia

I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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(207): View more from Maine

I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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(512): View more from Texas

I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck

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(440): View more from Ohio

You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....

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