I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed