He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy