Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....