I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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