I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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