I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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