I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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