I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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