I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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