Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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