we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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