You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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