I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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