Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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