My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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