I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am spending my child support on dildos
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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