why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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