I will die if light touches me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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