so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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