The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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