But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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