i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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