I wanna passion pit in your ass
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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