Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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