So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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