He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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