well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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