No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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