My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
