Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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