bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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