Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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