I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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