shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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