I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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