Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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