No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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