She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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