I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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