They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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