OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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