The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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